The First Glimpse of Dudeman

Presenting (drumroll)

The ONE.

The ONLY. (drumroll increases pace)

Your very own.

DUDEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Introducing Dudeman

Introducing Dudeman

HEY THERE! Are you sick and bored of all the old superheroes that save the world and have totally awesome powers?

We are, too!

Superman’s red undies are just getting to us!

WE CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *Ear-splitting tortured scream*

So THAT’S why it’s time we present to you… the COOLEST MOST AWESOME AND STUNNINGLY HANDSOME SUPERHERO IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE EVER:

DUUUDEMAAANN!!!

With his gorgeous flowing blond hair and lovely blue eyes, he has these totally awesome superpowers!

His hotness will vaporize you! His blue eyes will melt you! His wonderful smile will weaken you from the inside! He flips his gorgeous golden hair at you and YOU WILL DIEEE!!! And his IMMENSE DIMWITTEDNESS will just FRUSTRATE and ANNOY THE CRAP out of you!!!

Of course, he does nothing much to save the world, BUT he WILL consider saving you if you are a pretty lady with some butterscotch candy.

DUDEMAN is the DUDE of all dudes! He will amaze you with his totally awesome dudeness!

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DUUUDEMAAANN!!!

Coming soon. :)

Note: Credit for the original idea of Dudeman goes to our friend Shreya Jain and her weird way of saying “Dude, man!” :P