Ahem.
Definitely Bored Reader,
Welcome!
You must be wondering, well, maybe even not wondering, maybe you’re too bored to think. (Trust me, it happens. We know.) So, maybe you’re wondering why we decided to start this blog. I mean, if you were dense enough not to look at the huge title right there. We did it… wait for it… because we were BORED! Tada! *Melodious cheerful gayish music*
Now, we know every detail about boredom. The most important of which is, it KILLS. We experience it in the most tense of situations. For example, during the most important exam of our insignificant teenage lives, the boards, *fearful high-pitched scream* we are sitting here, writing this awesome blog, instead of doing hours of glorious, glorious Math. (Are you surprised?) So yes, we know the meaning of incredible, interminable boredom.
SO, now that you’re staring at the screen and wondering if that humming is the computer or the part of your brain that thinks and is now decaying and thinking, “Wow, I’m NOT the most bored person in the whole world!” it’s time to read our amazing random spurts of inspiration, empowered by, ironically, the ONE EVIL that conquers ONE and ALL… *shrill suspense music*… BOREDOM!!!
*Melodious cheerful gayish music replay*
Plus, awesomely enough, we had a FOLLOWER even BEFORE we even started blogging. *Open your mouth in awe* [Way to read between the lines, Shreya, we love you =)]. This is for you, and of course, y’all other entertainment-deprived pathetic souls. (That wasn’t an insult - we seriously empathize.)
Extremely bored readers… it is time… to UNBORE yourself and ENTER the FANTABULISTICULOUS world of OTHER bored people!!! *Dramatic loud ending piano chord* *Applause*
(We hope you’re applauding…) (Please applaud.) (Okay, that’s just not cool.) We’re going now.
Until then.
